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Archive for August, 2013

Poor Dennis is still dry.

Poor Dennis, still beating his mall cop analogy to death:

Perfect metaphor for half-asleep mall cop snark-blog moderators.

My response:

Perfect analogy for Sadly, No! Hot Tub® wannabies.

Get over your butthurt, Denny Pattycakes, you’re still not going to be allowed to dip your toe into the Hot Tub.

Stormy Sunset


ImageWhen you call someone an idiot and then misspell subsequent responses to said ‘idiot’, it’s time to head to the showers.


Sunset in the Porterville Cemetery

Sunset in the Porterville Cemetery

How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

Well, Dennis has had his fee-fees hurt over at Sadly, No!, so I had to immortalize this comment I made to him over there tonight:

August 16, 2013 at 5:28

At least Doug hasn’t been group-killfiled, DA

Give him some time, he’ll be a pro like you in 6 months or less, or double your money back.




I sh*t in your general direction.