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Archive for January, 2017

Pennis Jesus is a phony moron.

Oh, and I didn’t try to fuck with your wife, Pennis, it’s not my fault your wife has an inherently unstable and weak emotional psychological make-up.  Being married to you all those years is what did it to her.  Don’t be blaming me when you finally have to get her hospitalized after being demeaned by you for decades on end.

From: Dark Avenger <>
Sent: Tuesday, January 17, 2017 5:27:00 PM
To: Dark Avenger
Subject: Re:

Hey, Dummy

You’re really confused now, aren’t you?

I’m not this guy posting as Frank DiSalle, now or ever.

I’m not Merl, Btw. Although it is hard to keep track of all the people who’ve ever offended you, isn’t it?

Poor Dennis Gene Schlacter.

Have you guess who I am yet?

Sent from my iPhone.

On Jan 17, 2017, at 11:00 AM, Dark Avenger<> wrote:

He called my house at least 50 times. I just blocked him.

I didn’t speak to him because he’s a psycho.

Nothing I said was a lie. Nothing. Posting under the Disqus name of his dog isn’t doxxing him.
From: Dark Avenger <>
Sent: Monday, January 16, 2017 5:45:29 PM
To: Mr. Myxlplyx
Subject: Re:

Dear PJ:

Ask him why he never called the cops on me if that was true.

I did call his house a few times and politely asked his wife if I could speak to him,but of course, like the coward he is, Dennis never called me back.

As for doxxiing him, that what he does with his multiple identities on Disqus, like Pat Pong was a reference to our Yorkie who died in 2015.

So, no, Dennis is a liar.

Why aren’t you surprised?

Thanks for asking

Dark Avenger

Sent from my iPad

On Jan 14, 2017, at 4:03 PM, Mr. Myxlplyx <> wrote:

From our friend…

I never nym-jacked you, or anybody.
DA called my house at least 50 times. Tried to fuck with my wife when she answered the phone one time. He follows me around on the internet and doxxes me.
He’s truly a psycho freak.


Hope that’s not true…?


Still a bottom



This just in.


Dennis is getting worse



Ready to give up yet, Tovarich?


Like me, like me, goddamn it, like me!image.jpeg


Ha ha, the “Dark Avenger” just admitted he was Dennis.

Game! Set! Match!

Meanwhile, the real Dark Avenger is reading a BCC of this right now and laughing his ass off at you.


Dennis thought he could impersonate me on the  Crooks and Liars blog, but I had the email addy of the fellow he was trying to convince, and set him straight, by using this blog to convince him that I was telling the truth.

You’ll never figure  out how I found you despite keeping  your moronic Disqus avatar private, lame brain.




I yam what I yam, that’s all tha I yam

Just a verification of an inquiry:


The mystery deepens! Who is the real Dark Avenger?

I am a big fan of the Dark Avenger who started this blog. Is that you?



You know it’s very sad that Pennis is trying to impersonate me now, and that he still doesn’t know how the Internets work.