Like me, like me, goddamn it, like me!
Ha ha, the “Dark Avenger” just admitted he was Dennis.
Game! Set! Match!
Meanwhile, the real Dark Avenger is reading a BCC of this right now and laughing his ass off at you.
Dennis thought he could impersonate me on the Crooks and Liars blog, but I had the email addy of the fellow he was trying to convince, and set him straight, by using this blog to convince him that I was telling the truth.
You’ll never figure out how I found you despite keeping your moronic Disqus avatar private, lame brain.
Just a verification of an inquiry:
The mystery deepens! Who is the real Dark Avenger?
I am a big fan of the Dark Avenger who started this blog. Is that you?
You know it’s very sad that Pennis is trying to impersonate me now, and that he still doesn’t know how the Internets work.